Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom....'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Privilege Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
So Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Use Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most
prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no National Debt, had the
largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians'?? And I still have to 'press
1' for English!?!?!?!?
4 comments:
Based on the events and the legislation of the past ninety days, or so, I anticipate that somewhere in some obscure bill being drafted as I write this, some idiot is including a "gravity surcharge". That idiot would have called it a tax, had it not been for the Tea Parties.
Yeah, then there are the people who tell you you're just plain selfish if you disagree with taxes.
Some tax is acceptable, but this?
I think this is one of the main appeals of the fair tax. It repeals all these taxes (except the state ones) and then there are no loop holes or lobbying leverages left. No manipulating and no special favors. We can see exactly what we are being taxed. If we can understand it, because it's simple and transparent it will keep taxes lower. Guess why politicians hate it.
I'm sure a Breathing Tax, followed closely by a CO2 tax for exhaling. Damn ALL Politicians!
By the time this administration is finished, the Tax code will be quite simple. I predict the new form 1040 will have only a couple of lines like this:
1. How much did you make? ____
2. Send it in.
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