In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Barney-Pelosi Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; "Barocky Road".
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half
Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly
advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to
swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a
large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the
person in line behind you.
Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change,
holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any
Ice Cream.
Are you feeling stimulated?
1 comment:
LMAO, G.A.
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